Scene: Supermarket, locked in a checkout queue. I spot Jim further back in the queue.Me: “G’day Jim!”
‘Jim’: “What did you just call me?”
“Jim!”
“Do I look like Jim?”
“Yes, you do.”
“Do you think I am Jim?”
“Well I did, but now I [am extremely embarrassed and] see I have made a mistake!
‘Jim’, to at least four people standing between us in the queue: “Do I look like Jim?...I don't feel like Jim...I wasn't Jim the last time I looked..."
Help! Get me out of here! Whew...my turn at last…
1 comment:
That's hilarious - in an embarrassing sort of way of course! p.s. thanks for the encouragement.
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